Why do you keep fidgeting in the mirror? Come here, I'll turn you on your dick

You're asking me to fuck you like a whore? I can do that, but then don't complain

Honey, put it in your pussy, because I haven't talked to my friend yet

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

And that's going to be every time you shine your ass, got it?

We'll have tea later, because I came to get laid. When do we start?

The Instagram hottie doesn't give on the first date. Oh, but she does

I'm not going to lie to you, honey — the first anal is always painful